本文写作于 2021 年,最终获得了校级一等奖第一名。
但现在看真是尬尬的……
The
lights turn on. Play the snoring and alarm rings. CLOCK stands on the center
stage.
CLOCK
Dear Mark,it¡¯s
8:00 .It¡¯s time to get up.I have been reminding you
to get up since 5:30, but you still lie on your bed.
The
snoring sound was still played. Clock turns up its volume.
CLOCK
Get up please. I don¡¯t want to say it again.
CLOCK
I SAID WAKE UP! You such a FOOL! I will deafen you
if you insist on lying in BED!
SETTINGS
and BROWSER step on the stage.
SETTINGS
You are wasting your energy, Clock. Mark always does
that no matter what you say. According to my background data, he played on his
phone until 2:30 yesterday.
BROWSER
Yep, I even was asked to search for something boring
last night. Like ¡±How to be an Altman without a
Transformer.¡±
CLOCK
No one wants to save him?
He can¡¯t live on his phone forever, just like us.
SETTINGS
In fact, we are just some Apps in his phone, what
can we do for him?
CLOCK
Of course! We can help him with our own strength, at
least don¡¯t let him addicted to the phone all day!
MOM(V.O)
Get up, Mark! Breakfast is ready!
BROWSER
Oh no! It¡¯s mom. We¡¯d better to pray that Mark gets
up quickly ,or I suggest you plugging your ears!
MOM(V.O)
Mark! HOW DARE YOU! Don¡¯t you hear me? Did you stay
up late to play with your damn phone AGAIN last night£¿£¡
MARK£¨V.O£©
No, mom! I am changing! Wait for a moment!
BROWSER
Pinocchio! I bet his nose will grow long soon!
MOM(V.O)
It¡¯s 9:00 a.m! Hurry up!
CLOCK
Pinocchio¡¯s mom, a classic parental lie. It¡¯s only
8:05 now.
SETTINGS
Forget about that. I thought of wonderful way to
help Mark. We need to see what apps he¡¯s addicted to!
BROWSER
Good idea! We are on the first page. Maybe we need
to go to another page.
CLOCK
Genius! What are we waiting for? Let¡¯s go!
Three
apps ran down the stage.
The
lights turn down. Some apps are sitting leisurely on the stage. Mark was
surrounded by them. Clock, Settings and Browser walk slowly to the left side of
the stage.
WEIBO
Apps! I have a big announcement! A female star is
pregnant again! Another actor
have an affair¡¡
Oh, no! Things turned around! The actor responded to his scandal!
MARK
Interesting! Let me see if I want to buy a new
headset recently¡¡
TAOBAO
Look at me£¡ I recommend a new
headset for you! And it¡¯s double 12 Shopping Festival! I am very cheap!
ZHIHU
Do you know what it is like to be an ordinary person
with a 100,000 dollars monthly income?
WECHAT
Come on! Someone sent a huge red envelope in the
group!
MARK
You lying bastard! It¡¯s
only ten cents!
WECHAT
Look, in the group ¡±We are
family¡±, your uncle updated an article that talks about ¡°Shocked! Don¡¯t eat
breakfast with your empty stomach!¡±
QQ
Get away, Wechat. It¡¯s a
click-bait! Mark, don¡¯t you want to know how much ¡°like¡±s have you got? Don¡¯t forget the ¡°Fire¡±, it is going
out!
CLOCK
I just can¡¯t believe that! It turns out that he had
been using these Apps to kill time, and it was obvious that he should go to
finish his homework.
TICTOK
Hey everybody, some crazy videos are coming!
BROWSER
It¡¯s it again! Mark always stays with it for at
least eight hours!
MARK
Oh my god, Tictok makes me
craaaaaaazy!
TICTOK
Tell me, Mark, do you want to stay in your room just
for studying?
MARK
No!
TICTOK
Then why not come to play with us!
SETTINGS
Shut up! You such a bad guy !
SETTINGS
Do you know the ABC songs?
TICTOK
Emmm£¬ ABCDEFG£¿
SETTINGS
No, is ABCDEF¡ª¡ª Gun!
Settings
takes out a gun and shoot TICTOK. TICTOK fall to the ground with a scream. The
others looked at him in fear, running down in stage.
CLOCK
Oh my god, did you kill it?
SETTINGS
No, I uninstalled him.
BROWSER
I remember you uninstalled
him many times.
SETTINGS
This is because every time
Mark always installs it back and then
uninstalls it. It¡¯s a circle.
CLOCK
Now Mark is finally going
to do his homework. What else can we
do?
SETTINGS
Let¡¯s go into the
¡°Airplane Mode¡±.
CLOCK
Are you sure? I always
thought it was stupid.
BROWSER
Come on. This is for
Mark. The Airplane Mode can help him avoid
the invitation from his friends and the woman who asks him that ¡°Would you like to order our insurance service?¡± in learning.
CLOCK
Okay, okay, I will do
that. I just hope we can have a perfect trip.
BROWSER
Great start. He is
doing English now.
CLOCK
Do you remember the
last time? It wasn¡¯t an interesting voyage.
BROWSER
Yep. If I remember
correctly, he was doing PHYSICS last time.
CLOCK
Well, the ZUOYEBANG was dying. But even if he
checked the answer, he couldn¡¯t understand it any more.
A
violent shake.
CLOCK
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
BROWSER
Is it PHYSICS again?!
SETTINGS
No. Worse. It¡¯s MATH!
CLOCK
Oh my gash! We are dying!
BROWSER
I have already said
that the full name of Math is ¡°Mental Abuse
To Humans.¡±
WANGYIYUN
It seems that we need
some EXCITING music now!
CLOCK
Who are you! Why are
you here?
WANGYIYUN
Whenever Apps need BGM,
I will appear!
CLOCK
This is not the time to
tell jokes, please!
CLOCK
We have
to do something. This mobile phone is very expensive!
BROWSER
You can buy it with
yourself, because ¡°Time is money¡±!
CLOCK
So what? You should go out and punch Mark,
because ¡°Knowledge is power¡±!
SETTINGS
Something worse
happened! Our PILOT fell down!
BROWSER
You said OUR PILOT WAS GONE? So who is the
maintaining the Airplane Mode now?
WANGYIYUN
And I always thought you were the Pilot! I think we need some suspense music now!
CLOCK
STOP FIDDLING WITH YOUR DAMN AUDIO!
SETTINGS
Emm. You got me wrong. I said is PILOT. He accidentally knocked his PILOT down to the floor just now.
BROWSER
It actually scares me! I have just figured out
how to escape in our FRIEND SHIP.
CLOCK
Bad joke. But it looks much better now. He must have finished his math homework.
SETTINGS
Right. So it¡¯s time for a break. Let¡¯s get out
of the Airplane Mode.
Actually,
I don¡¯t think is a good way to save Mark from
phone.
CLOCK
I agree.
BROWSER
I got it! The reason why Mark so addicted to
those Apps is that they are too attractive! So we can
find a way to make them become boring!
SETTINGS
Good ideas. I would go to tell them!
BROWSER
I will go with you!
WANGYIYUN
Aha, no one found me!
The
three Apps run off the stage. The light turns down.
MARK(V.O)
What the hell is this?! Why are these Apps become
so strange today?
TAOBAO(V.O)
I don¡¯t have anything to recommend to you, unless you like medlar and mug.
WEIBO(V.O)
No one gets married. The only news is that Xiaoming helped an old woman across the road.
QQ(V.O)
You have no ¡°like¡±s.
WECHAT(V.O£©
The only information you receive is the arrears
notice.
MARK(V.O)
That¡¯s so boring! I don
want to watch my phone anymore!
CLOCK(V.O)
We did it!
BROWSER£¨V.O£©
Search: How to hold a celebration party!
SETTINGS(V.O)
That¡¯s too exciting! But I have a question: Does
anyone see where is Wangyiyun?
The
light turns up.
WANGYIYUN
Hi, Mark.
WANGYIYUN
It¡¯s twelve o¡¯clock.